Way to funny...

The reason why chicks dig Robert Pattison.

Robert Pattison is everywhere I look, and I could never figure out why. Till now. Recently my girlfriend had admitted feeling hot and heavy for this guy. Then it clicked why chicks dig him. He is a much skinner version of me. He steals all my looks and does it better because he has a make-up team to help. Don't believe me? I'll help spell it out.

Reason 1.
My hair. I have over the years adapted the style of looking like I woke up a sweaty mess....
Reason 2.
I stink like shit at all times of the day and I don't care. I take a shower and still stink, and I heard on the radio today that when he stepped on set for the 2nd movie he stank like shit. I also heard he doesn't wash his hair. Which I haven't done in 2 years.... Getting it yet?

Reason 3.
My ray band sunglasses....

Reason 4.
Flannel shit. I'm getting bored and pissed with all the stealing....Reason 5.
The whole vampire bit. I have a sweatshirt that says "Helsinki Vampires" and "Dead Until Dark," so what role does he take? A vampire. Looks like it's a little easy to be me....Reason 6.
He has got a new movie coming out. Guess what it's about? Him being Salvador Dali. Out of all the framed things I have guess which one is closest to me and is my favorite? My Dali poster....
I could go on all day, but I'll cut it short. The last and final reason for now.
Reason 7.
Some might think he is gay. Brianne tells me all the time that she thinks I'm gay. He even steals the little things that make me... well, me.

more later...

My Gear.

The most nerve wrecking job is working with this shit. Until I'm on the air im sweating bullets. It's pretty fun.

I went to the falls this past weekend. One of the funniest times I have had there in a long time. Spent most of the time at the park with old friends and drank some brews too! My nights were spent with Hoosta of all people, and Chris.

There has been talks around the Twin Cities the White Turban Clan might be thinking of making a new video. I have an idea for a announcment video if the video gets the green light. Some footage has already been filmed, and more will be on the way.


There is talks of hitting hidden falls up this weekend. Joel, you should not pussy out. Maybe Sunday or something.

more later...

Sooo cool and diffrent.

Charlie Covel just bought some natural toothpaste. P.S. SLS and fluoride free!!!!

Yesterday at 8:13am · Comment · Like

HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYy SSHHHIIIITTTTTTTT. IIIIII DDDDOOOOONNNNN''''''TTTTT GIIIIIVVVVVVEEE AAAAA FFFFLLLLLLYYYYYIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK. Want to know why he felt the need to put that in a status box? Because you buy crest toothpaste just like everyone else, and he is not like everyone else. Who needs normal toothpaste when you plan to sit in your dark room by yourself wathching political movies on youtube anyway? Last weekend I bought some normal toothpaste and some act mouth wash with fluoride to restore the thickness in my teeth again.. Did you want to hear that? No, it was boring and supid. Shinfo.



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How about ypou go eat 2 pizzas in a week you fat fuck. You owe me money! Pay what you owe!

This video isn't that funny,

but the comments to it are.


I know I haven't been on here in forever, but the internet we were using got dc. So now We have this really shitty internet that only works in the morning. I went to make a video of all the cool things I have done in skate 1 & 2, but then I deleted some of them so now I have to do them all over. It will be up as soon as I can do them.

Skateboarden

Kind of lame and kind of gay, but I haven't skated in awhile.
Also, I can't believe I forgot this picture. Greatest cake ever!