Monday, February 7, 2011






I always wanted to do this, but never did. This should be funny enough. The things people say that piss me off.

Worst Statuses of the week:
This is where I would just copy paste some status from someone, but to start it off I will just throw "Druz" ones out first. He always has retard ones.

"Can't believe I still give people the benefit of the doubt and trust them"
Doesn't he act as if he's a tough guy? boohoo. People on the bus make fun of me.

"Somebody buy my ipod... and my durango..."
"Buy my 8g ipod touch"
"For Sale
-00 Dodge Durango
-01 Dodge Ram
-85 Car Trailer
-8g iPod Touch w/wifi"
Does he honestly think he he keeps telling people to buy he stuff we will?

"Can you imagine a world free of boarders and religion"
Yes, this guy who claims to be a juggalo put that as a status.

"Does anybody have "the gills have eyes parts 1 & 2" that I can borrow"
This is the only good status. I like the the name The Gills have Eyes.

"Is officially homeless. You may call me Couch What"
I'm glad he is living up to his potential. I guess being a idiot spaze worked out for him. Oh, I forgot. It's a good thing you used all your army money to buy 4 wheelers and a truck that you had to sell. Way to really be smart.

"Toy Story 3... Good good shit. Recommended"
Faaaaaggggggg

He always has a bad status. Always.

3 comments:

Crim said...

Best blog post ever

Anonymous said...

lol, well said

Anonymous said...

Lol, god dammit Todd. You are seriously too fucking funny for your own good. Love your best friend Ryan.